Okay, honeys, picture this;

you're colouring your pencil case with a dark blue texta. But you're an idiot because you're wearing BRAND NEW PASTEL LILAC JEANS!!!! The next day, you're getting ready for visitors to come to your house and the TEXTA HAS STAINED YOUR PANTS! You chuck a Paris Hilton-style princess-esque tantrum and spend the next two hours wondering what to do...

Yes, that happened to me, but ... YES! I fixed it!

All you have to do is scrub the area with dishwashing liquid on a wet facecloth for approximately three hours, and then rinse it for approximately half an hour, dry it with a hair drier, dab a soaking wet piece of folded toilet paper over the area for ten minutes, then dry with a hair dryer again.

Then, my pretties, you will be left with a faint pink stain on your jeans and extremely red eyes with your mascara running everywhere.

OPTIONAL: Getting so angry you draw eyeliner down your face. Yeah...don't try this at home, actually.

ANGRY CLEANING!
Greta,
xoxo